Every single week Ducky walks in wearing something velvet up top and a different pair of converse high tops on his feet -- all of which are missing the tongues. What does he do with all the tongues?
Ducky: You are really into my tongueless shoes, I noticed. Do you want to touch my feet?
Me: No.
D: Stroke the hair on my foot?
Me: Still no.
D: Come over to my paaaaaaaaad? I will keep my shoes on.
Me: Not even tempting. No.
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