I Am Being Misread!

By my on-line marketing logarithms, no less. How sad is that?! Or maybe it just wanted to watch me squirm?

Today the banner it put above my Gmail offered me:

$29 I'm Sorry Flowers - Express Your Apology with Flowers
Order Now for Extra 15% Off

How does it not realize that I abhor with equal amounts cut flowers and smarmy apolo-gifts? On the other hand, at least it is sufficiently savvy to realize I do like a discount. And what could be better than saving money on a heartfelt APOLOGY?! The gauche-loving part of me? Totally responding.