1. There are anacondas in the Everglades.
2. They are not native, but they are greedy.
3. Anacondas eat alligators.
4. Greedy anacondas eat 300 lb alligators.
5. And then burst.
6. If you time it right, people will offer you free haircuts as you walk down the street.
7. And they will tell you about anacondas while they cut your hair straight though you act like a steerage passenger who has gotten bumped to first class for the first time -- trying out all surrounding gadgets in under 10 minutes while disclosing that your last haircut was... a year back and..... done by you. Because apparently this Vidal Sassoon place is just that pro.
