I wailed during school: OMG will May never end?!!
Causing one very kind person to clear their throat and politely respond: Um, it is April.
Me: Really? Huh. Well, ok, yeah, but it is the END of April.
Very Kind (and now concerned) Person: Um, actually, it is like... um... April 14th.
Well, hmmm, that's not good. Not good at all.
