I Can't Quite Put My Finger On It...

But leave it to the ever-litigious, territorial Bikram to get my proverbial panties in a twist.

Could it be that they have taken to crowning reigning yoga masters?


Yep, it's the San Jose Bikram-hosted Fifth Annual Northern California Regional Yoga Championship

The line that really most encapsulates the true spirit of yoga principles: "Look for Poornima, Lauren, Jennifer, Roshan and others to perform the requisite seven postures in three minutes! Contestants throughout Northern California from Carmel to Sacramento will be competing." Nice.