Me: Ooooooooh, I love my new mouthwash. It's not at all overspicy or sugary at all. You add as much peppermint oil as you want. It is awesome!
Dad: Ooooh, really? Oooooooooh, I have a favorite mouthwash, too. I make it myself!
Dad: First you take some lemon juice.
Then you add some water.
And finally, you mix in some Campari!
It is my favorite mouthwash. It is delicious.
Me: Er, isn't that called a Campari with lemon?
Dad: Yes! It's my favorite mouthwash! It's also my favorite drink and my favorite dessert!
Me: Um....
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