Lawn Bowling Leagues.
White people with white hair
very seriously
clinking their little balls into other people's little balls.
No one claps. No one cheers. Everyone stares.
Friggin Memorial Day. Causing white people who would otherwise be wearing white hair and white hats and white clothing to wear American Flags that have been fashioned into the fashion faux pas of the American Flag Jacket. Hot. Red White and Blue Hot. VERY Memorial Day '06.
There is an entire industry devoted to the enforcement of Lawn Bowling NOT Bocce on not one not two but all three lawns in Golden Gate Park. How very community. What exactly is the difference (besides English Versus Italian)?
So marquitapants and I headed to the beach, where the people are still friendly and the little dogs with the cute little behinds can still poop everywhere.
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