In 2003, San Francisco had the foresight to enact a law changing the term "pet owner" to "pet guardian." And today there were hella guardians watching their companions pee all over San Francisco's urban equivalent of Venice Beach: Dolores Park. With the temperature getting to nearly 60 degrees, everyone (complete with fixie, skinny jeans, and wee pooping companion) was basking in the Vitamin D and watching our equivalent of water (Dolores Street traffic). Packed in whether sitting or moving, I could not help but ear-hustle what I took to be a quintessential San Francisco conversation:
A: Well, her mother, you know, was Army... while her father was from the Air Force.
B: Aaaaah.
A: So I am sure you can imagine what an impact that had on her personality.
B: Yes.
A: I mean, she is really an unusual chihuahua.
Me: Blink.
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