Reason #1 to just say no

And thus avoid cross-pollinating with the 19 year old drunken ducky "poet" in my creative writing class, though he asks me out every single week:

Class Day 1 - Ducky: So.... um.... hey, like, I am going to an acid party tonight. Wanna come?

Me: No.

D: But dude my band is playing.

Me: Um... no.

D: Huh. Hmmm.

Me: No.