Charital Drinking + Public Schools = Weirdly Unsurprising

Just in case you were not under the impression that shit's all kinds of desperate in the world of public education, you might want to come out from under that rock. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if most of the donors turn out to be my colleagues:

Join Drink Good – DO GOOD for an evening of donations and libations!
One World, One Glass: Part Two Wednesday, April 27, 5pm – 9pm

Proceeds benefit the San Francisco Education Fund in support of San Francisco public schools. Unique alcohols from three regions of the world are represented at three different San Francisco bars. No matter which one you attend, you enjoy unlimited tastings as well as savory ethnic snacks. You can even keep your souvenir glass.

Translation: Drink like a fish while celebrating globalization and hors d'oeuvring on the cultures of public school children, and, if you can still stand, drag home your shot glass so you can remind yourself the next day in whose good name you blacked out -- Public Education.