6.05.2007

Ah.... appreciations

During my students' finals, they always do appreciations. And every year there is crying. And every year there are a few choice phrases that secretly make me laugh. This year the random winning phrases are:

"You are such a funny person. When you talk. I mean... Normally? You are quiet, like a snail..." Huh. I had never considered the relative silence of the snail. Poetic, these people are.

"Wow. You are my best friend. When I first met you, I was really scared. Especially since you had that attitude like, 'Bitch... I am going to kick your ass. I am seriously gonna fuck you UP.'"

Aw. So sweet. So thoughtful.

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