9.21.2007

Too Much Time On My Hands? Symptom #428


So, I was watching Buffy the other day, and now I find myself confused.

Here's my understanding: Vampires, at least according to the internal logic that is the Buffy Universe, do not have hearts that pump or circulating blood.

Here's my concern: Wouldn't it be hella uncomfortable for Buffy to spoon with Angel? I mean he is cold. Seriously cold. Ew. Clammy and all. And I know she has extra powers, but she is always wearing those spagetti strap tops and well, doesn't she get cold?

Here's my question: How can vampires, such as Angel, get and keep erections? [One assumes they can, ya know, plotwise. In which case, see my concern above. I am not the most judgemental gal, but, um, EW. Again.]

Anyone care to opine?

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