Let's Make First Dates Final

In the same vein as “never take different lovers to the same vacation location within one month of each other,” I would like to add a “never do the exact same activity on two first dates.” Even if the activity is fun. Even if the activity has ‘80s music crooning in the background. It is just too weird and we don’t live in a one-Denny’s kinda town for that to have to happen. That is all I am gonna say about that.