Alert: Washed-Up 60s Icon Still Livin in the Past

Sadder still is when that 60s icon stumbles into class (wearing the G-rated version) and her students:1. Think she is a substitute (which has gotta worry ya about the subs in this district)
and
2. Find out what she is supposed to be and shake their heads, saying in their wise old man worldly ways: "Giiiiirl, I know a mess of folks like that...."
and 3. Tell her: "Dude, you look so much younger like that. You really should always dress that way. Duuuuuuude, seriously. And seriously, you should always do your hair like that." Um, cheers. And, um, WTF?!!