OK, I admit it. I have a secret love for the predictability that is the Single DJ Boy. This sub-genre of on-line daters is easily recognized by his profile, so you can hit it or quit it without even reading it. His ad has at least one picture of him on some mode of transportation with headphones draped like earmuffs or a scarf on and sporting a t-shirt sold by the Giant Peach in limited numbers (best referred to as the Hot-DJ-Shot), followed at least one action photo of him dj-ing (we'll call the Whaaaaaaat?-I'm-No-Music-Poseur [WINMP] Shot). He's knows he's hot, so he is a little surprised not everyone hits on him. Despite presumably being an auditory fellow, it doesn't occur to him that maybe those big old couch stuffinged headphones might be preventing him from hearing his adoring fans.
Ah, the DJ boy. Love him I do.
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