Step One:
1. See the Last King of Scotland.
Step Two:
2. Rush from there onto BART to cross the Bay to get to the Punchline to see Meem's baby sister, whom you've known since she was such a wee munchkin in lil' diapers, host a stand-up show.
3. Wish you had a brillo pad for your ears-brain as she talks extensively about the fishy smell of poon, oral sex, and so many other things you instantly block from entering even your short-term memory.
4. Move the brillo pad to your eyes as she gesticulates extensively as well.
5. Blink. A lot.
6. Laugh at the rest because she is really hella funny.
7. Through the brillo, hear Meem say, "The first time is really the most shocking."
8. Nod your head. Sigh. And get so excited for how fuckin fab aliwong has become!
Wanna see her yourself? Check her out:
http://www.aliwong.com/
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